An Anorexic's Food Diary

Now that I've started my own food diary, I wanted to see what an anorexic's food diary would look like. Here is an example of one below:

OMG...I am so fucking fat!!!

For breakfast I ate a fart.
I was going to skip lunch, but I was tooo hungry, so I ate my usual 6 lightly salted Q-tips.
At dinner time I chewed my nails and nibbled on some popcorn seeds.
Of course I had my nightly Dulcolax stool softner, so I was able to treat myself to another fart.