Quotes from the internet I thought were funny:

"You've never been deep until you've been Dr. Thunder deep."

"nothing more than anti-Billy the Kid rubbish."

"He really remindes me of Janet in this movie"
(A person's review of Michael Jackson in The Wiz)

"So me and my friend are on different teams (you know team Edward team jacob). Now I'm never talking or barging about my team. I also neer call her names or make fun of her team. But she is ALWAYS in my face barging and talking about her team, and calling me and me team names. Now she's my BEST friend but I'm SICK OF IT."