You can't read my poker face

Dear reader,

When it comes to reading my face, you are a scholer. You've writen a couple of disertations and given many of guest lectures at estemed universities. Next year you'll apply for tenure as professor of face reading. With in 10 years, you will no doubt be the leading expert in your field.

However, Poker Face Reading-not your forte. If fact, you are funtionaly illiterate. You think you can get me hot and show me what you've got? I think not. You can only dream of holding them like they do in Texas play.

I don't mean to brag, but unlike you I did recieve a B+ in Poker Face Reading 101. Granted I took the class at community college, but my professor said I showed great potential. Thus, a little gambeling is fun when you're with me.

Mum mum mum mah,
T. Renfro

P.S.
I'm bluffin' with my muffin