Chuck E. Cheese-Why do you have such a disgusting mascot? You could have chosen anything. You choose a rat--a rat with pubic hair for whiskers. Let’s think for a minute. What could be a better mascot? How about Charles Manson or a bear taking a dump on a tiger’s face? Seriously, a rat! What was your second choice- a tampon? At least then you could say, “Have a bloody good time at Chuck E. Cheese.”
