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It has been sometime since I have written for my blog. My life has changed considerably. I now have a job and have moved to the basement of my parents' house. If you don't believe God is a miracle worker, than look at me.

Anyway, I would like to ask all of my readers a question. When you were a little kid, did you think babies were born out of women's butts? I know I did. In fact, I didn't learn that babies came out of mommies' vagis until I was 13. Shortly after that time I learned what sex was and began writing yes please on all of my standardized tests that were asking me to mark male or female.

Just between you and I, I think that it makes more since for a baby to be born out a woman's booty. Unless, the baby got some type of doo-doo infection.

I think I'm going to start a foundation to start research on a way for babies to be delivered out of the butt. Sure, the money could go to curing Aids, or cancer, or restless leg syndrome. However, if you were to ask the wishes of a dieing aids victim, I'm sure they would say, "Dear God! If there is one thing that would put a smile on my face, even though I'm dieing a slow and extremely painful death, it would be a baby coming out a woman's ass. Don't take me from this God forsaking life before I get to view such a magnificent spectacle."

Also a point of interest is this posting on youtube.com:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jAeC9LgqQP0&feature=related