Food Diary

Due to my recent food poisionings, my doctor suggested that I begin keeping a food diary. A food diary is a list of all the foods a person eats in a day.
Below is day 1.

Day 1

Breakfast:

1 sweet potato, chicken skin, and half a bottle of Tylenol. Nothing to drink.

Lunch:

1 apple core, 3 Ice cream cones with honey mustard on the side. 7.5 beers to drink.

Dinner:

8 slices of Wonder Bread and 1 small can of viany sausages marinated in a mixture of cinnamon, chili powder, and grape jelly. Vodka mixed with Mountain Dew to drink (quantity of drink unknown)