New Opener

Today, I came up with a good opening for my Stand-up comedy act.

My old opener: Hey my name is Trevor, which is strange because people say,
"You don't look like a Trevor.......(pause for punchline)....you look like a faggot(punchline).

My new opener: So I live in Tennessee. Original I'm from....(pause for punchline)....my mother's vagina (punchline). I don't ever go back to visit, but my father says it's beautiful this time of year.