Technology is the Future

I once saw this art film (soft-core porn) where a scientist (soft-core porn actor with glasses and a lab coat) built a sex robot (hot chick with boob job). It was the greatest movie ever made! I liked it so much, I decided I would build my own sex robot. However, I quickly discovered that I know nothing about science or electronics. Instead of researching robotics or reading about artificial intelligence, I just decided to have sex with a microwave. My conclusions: Machines do not make for good lovers.