The original 1988 Land Before Time is the greatest movie about dinosaurs ever, except for maybe Grumpier Old Men. As you probably already know, the film was produced by one of Steven Spilburg's 2000 film companies. In all honesty, I'm not sure which one.
Speilburg was also responsible for Jurassic Park, which lets face it, wasn't that good. First off, the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park weren’t animated. Secondly, I wanted to see a sex since between Jeff Goldbloom and a Triceratops, but only if the Triceratops was Jewish.
What I dislike about the Land Before Time Series is the part where they made it a series. There are 14 of those motherfuckers. 14!!! The first film made 84 Million dollars. The last one made $16.43 and a mint from Chickfila. Why are there so many of them? What are the names of them now? The Land Before Time: Cerra gets her period, or The Land Before Time: Littlefoot realizes that its not just his foot that is little. The movie title I would like to see is, The Land Before Time, the Dinosaurs go extinct and we use them as oil.
Speilburg was also responsible for Jurassic Park, which lets face it, wasn't that good. First off, the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park weren’t animated. Secondly, I wanted to see a sex since between Jeff Goldbloom and a Triceratops, but only if the Triceratops was Jewish.
What I dislike about the Land Before Time Series is the part where they made it a series. There are 14 of those motherfuckers. 14!!! The first film made 84 Million dollars. The last one made $16.43 and a mint from Chickfila. Why are there so many of them? What are the names of them now? The Land Before Time: Cerra gets her period, or The Land Before Time: Littlefoot realizes that its not just his foot that is little. The movie title I would like to see is, The Land Before Time, the Dinosaurs go extinct and we use them as oil.
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