What if you were like 30 years old when you learned to wipe your ass?
Like, you had no idea how to wipe your own ass, and your wife was a total bitch and said, "I'm not going to do this for you anymore."
Then, you would be really bad at wiping your ass, because you had never done it before. You would secretly go to your mom's house and have her do it for you. Like, you would be in your bathroom and sneak out of your house without your wife knowing, and drive down the street, but the entire time you would have doo-doo all over your ass. Then, when you finally got to your mom's house, you wouldn't need her to wipe, because the doo-doo had already been smeared on your underwear.
Then, you would try to wash your underwear before your wife noticed, but she would catch you because she has a nose and can smell poop. She would make you start wiping your ass, while she watched.
You would get better at wiping, but sometimes get extra doo-doo on your hand and it would come off when you pet the dog. Then your wife would be a bitch again and get mad because you didn't wipe properly and got poop on the dog.
Then, you would finally become a wiping master and be such a good wiper that people would pay you to wipe their ass.
Like, you had no idea how to wipe your own ass, and your wife was a total bitch and said, "I'm not going to do this for you anymore."
Then, you would be really bad at wiping your ass, because you had never done it before. You would secretly go to your mom's house and have her do it for you. Like, you would be in your bathroom and sneak out of your house without your wife knowing, and drive down the street, but the entire time you would have doo-doo all over your ass. Then, when you finally got to your mom's house, you wouldn't need her to wipe, because the doo-doo had already been smeared on your underwear.
Then, you would try to wash your underwear before your wife noticed, but she would catch you because she has a nose and can smell poop. She would make you start wiping your ass, while she watched.
You would get better at wiping, but sometimes get extra doo-doo on your hand and it would come off when you pet the dog. Then your wife would be a bitch again and get mad because you didn't wipe properly and got poop on the dog.
Then, you would finally become a wiping master and be such a good wiper that people would pay you to wipe their ass.
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