Mucinex

In the past I have commented on Chucky Cheese using a Rat as a mascot. In fact, Chucky Cheese does not have the most disgusting mascot I’ve ever seen. The over the counter drug Mucinex broadcasts television advertisements that feature an animated glob of snot. He is officially the grossest mascot invented. The dialogue below is how I believe he was created.

How can we advertise Mucinex?--Ad executive 1

I know, how about a cartoon snot.--Ad executive 2

That sounds like a risky move, unless we make him look like a character from "A Street Car Named Desire."-- Ad executive 1

What could possible express the benefits of Mucinex more effectively than a cartoon snot? I don’t know, maybe a spokes person, or actor who pretends to have congestion. Viagra uses actors, who pretend to be horny. Why can’t Mucinex use an actor? Mucinex, you are gross and racist against Polish people who lived in the 40s.