In order to appeal more to my Christian readers, I’ve decided to start writing biblical humor. The problem is, I’m not very talented at writing biblical humor. The following is a list of bad biblical jokes. I hope you enjoy them.
1. God spoke to be from a burning bush. I should have been paying attention, but I had a Liza Minelli song stuck in my head.
2. Jonah was swallowed by a whale, but that whale got diarrhea because Jonah was Mexican.
3. Joseph had a coat of many colors that his brother stole. My brother also had a coat of many colors that I wanted to steal, but then I found out it was a Members Only jacket.
4. Jesus pooped his pants. When the disciples saw it, they said, “Holly Shit.”
1. God spoke to be from a burning bush. I should have been paying attention, but I had a Liza Minelli song stuck in my head.
2. Jonah was swallowed by a whale, but that whale got diarrhea because Jonah was Mexican.
3. Joseph had a coat of many colors that his brother stole. My brother also had a coat of many colors that I wanted to steal, but then I found out it was a Members Only jacket.
4. Jesus pooped his pants. When the disciples saw it, they said, “Holly Shit.”
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