Today at the library, this real hot girl was sitting next to me at the computers, so I decided I would write a blog entry about her entitled The real hot girl sitting next to me at the computers in the library.
I was hoping she would see me writing the blog entry and say, "Hey, why are you writing about me!"
Then I would say, "Why are you looking at my computer? Is it because you were interested in what I had on my computer, because she wanted to make small talk with me because you want me to ask you out on a date to Red Lobster?"
Then she would get all embarrassed and say, "No."
Then I would act all smooth and ask her out and she would say yes.
However, she didn't notice what I was typing. She did however turn her head my direction and sneeze into her hand. I decided I to cough real loud so that perhaps she would look my way and also notice that I suffer from illnesses of the human body. I couched real loud, but it didn't work.
Next, I tried yelling, "What's this on my computer!" However, she had put her Ipod earphones in, and could not here me.
I scrambled to think of something to grab her attention, but she left before I would think of anything. Fortunately, I copied her e-mail address when she wasn't looking. I'll send her a copy of this entry. Checkmate, my friends; checkmate.
I was hoping she would see me writing the blog entry and say, "Hey, why are you writing about me!"
Then I would say, "Why are you looking at my computer? Is it because you were interested in what I had on my computer, because she wanted to make small talk with me because you want me to ask you out on a date to Red Lobster?"
Then she would get all embarrassed and say, "No."
Then I would act all smooth and ask her out and she would say yes.
However, she didn't notice what I was typing. She did however turn her head my direction and sneeze into her hand. I decided I to cough real loud so that perhaps she would look my way and also notice that I suffer from illnesses of the human body. I couched real loud, but it didn't work.
Next, I tried yelling, "What's this on my computer!" However, she had put her Ipod earphones in, and could not here me.
I scrambled to think of something to grab her attention, but she left before I would think of anything. Fortunately, I copied her e-mail address when she wasn't looking. I'll send her a copy of this entry. Checkmate, my friends; checkmate.
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