Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Man+Crush&defid=584425)
Based on that definition, I have a few man crushes of my own. Here are my top five in no particular order:
1. James Franco-Lets face it, the man is beautiful. I sat through the complete hour and a half of Never been Kissed just to watch him. Drew Barrymore may have been the one that gave me the erection, but it didn't go away when he came on screen.
2. Jimmy Fallon-By far the best looking SNL alum. Not only is he handsome, but he is also funny after 12 beers. I sat through the entire hour and twenty seven minutes of Taxi. Queen Latifah may have been the one who gave me the erection, but you know the rest.
3. Michael J. Fox-(Also known as Michael Gay Fox) I mostly like him because we are the same height. I wouldn't have to look up at him when we kissed. Also, if Teen Wolf is any indication, he's probably a real animal in the bedroom.
4. Josh Groban-He is the only man alive less masculine than I am. He is the object of every preadolescenent girls desire, and also the object of my desire.
5. Pauly Shore-Every girl, rather they want to admit it or not, had a crush on him when they were younger. I don't want to admit it either, but I also have a crush on him. And if Son-in-Law is any indication, he's probably super annoying in the bedroom.
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I wasn't homophobic until I read this entry, and now I'm both homophobic and Trevorphobic. That's twice as much therapy, you bastard! Btw, call me.
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